I woke up this morning and to my shock and dismay I realized that someone snuck in last night and stole my ankles. Poof- gone without a trace. Don't worry, I can get around until they are found as my calves graciously picked up the slack-- they slid down and attached to my feet. However, I really would prefer to avoid that as a permanent solution. So please, if anyone hears or knows the whereabouts of my ankles, e-mail me immediately. I want them back.
PS- The thief did leave a clue that might ring a bell with someone. They left some purpley, squiggly veins right above my knees. Horrifying, I know. What kind of monsters are these people?
Wow - they looked great on Monday. I was impressed with how nice your legs looked. I was also impressed with how pregnant you looked.
Posted by: Maurine | May 20, 2009 at 07:15 AM
You look beautiful every time I see you! I was so disappointed after Alex and Emma were born because it took nearly two weeks for my ankles to look normal again! Luckily, they didn't swell up until the end but it was still a bummer!
Posted by: Shannon | May 20, 2009 at 10:06 AM
This post is hysterical!! I love it. Don't worry I am sure your ankles will make an appearance as soon as the purple sleepless night bags under your eyes make theirs.
Posted by: Jana Muhlestein | May 20, 2009 at 09:30 PM
I haven't seen them but I can tell you that one day they may return.... Do you still need summer shirts - I organized the closet yesterday - I'll have to bring them by.
Posted by: Marianne | May 21, 2009 at 09:42 AM
You are sooooooo funny!!
Posted by: Jessi | May 21, 2009 at 04:52 PM
I hadn't heard your news. Congratulations! (about the baby I mean, not the ankles:)
Posted by: Meredith | May 24, 2009 at 10:25 PM